This evening, we returned from an amazing, week-long cruise to the Mexican Rivera. I just went through 231 new emails, returned 10 voice mails and a dozen texts, not to mention unpacking five suitcases and two backpacks, starting the first of many loads of laundry and giving my kids a proper bedtime routine for the first time in 10 days. My house is filthy (I was too overwhelmed last week to clean) and my car is a disaster. The car wash is calling to me.
(Does anyone else feel like you're rocking back and forth? No...? I think something's wrong with my office chair. Maybe I need to put on my sea bracelets one more time...just for tonight...)
This cruise was initiated as a 40th birthday gift to Mike from his parents. They treated our whole family, including Mike's brother, to this trip. Pretty incredible, right?
Some quick observations before sharing pictures:
- Cruising is an amazing way to travel! So much better than flying.
- Not everyone loves cruising.
- Not everyone loves cruising with small children.
- Cruising without small children is significantly more relaxing than cruising with small children. Especially when they are your own children.
- Cruising with small children will make certain husbands realize that they do not wish to cruise with small children ever again. And that our children's next cruise experience will not be prior to the 2020 decade.
- Not everyone loves the "intimate" cabin size of each room on a cruise ship...especially when productivity is required and antsy children are confined to this small space.
- Separate rooms for the kids (or separating an adult with each child) is a must.
- A baby monitor, specifically a video monitor, is a huge bonus while traveling: Naptimes can continue without an adult in the room. Halla!
- It is impossible to eat healthy portions on an all-you-can-eat cruise. Maybe not impossible for you, but it is seemingly impossible for me. And I have the new waistline to prove it.
- Escargot tastes fine when floating in butter and covered in bubbling cheese.
- Frog legs taste like chicken.
- 24 hour ice cream availability is dangerous for the Roose family. Myself excluded...my weakness was the Melting Chocolate Cake, which was only available once per evening. So I got one every. single. evening.
- Dessert after breakfast is a daily occurrence on cruise ships.
- Doing the Elliptical while on a moving vessel makes makes me want to vomit.
- Jogging while on a moving vessel makes me want to vomit.
- Walking at a steep incline while tightly grasping the top of the treadmill makes me queasy, but not fully nauseous.
- Experiencing the post-workout headrush on a moving vessel also makes me want to vomit.
- Talking about vomit while my head still thinks it's on a moving vessel is not a smart idea...I now feel nauseous.
- Jason doesn't like having strangers take him to the bathroom.
- When Jason is at Camp Carnival for an extended period of time, he will pee his pants if he is not taken to the bathroom.
- If you put a diaper on Jason while he is at Camp Carnival, it will be dry at the end of the day.
- If you try putting underwear back on him the next day, he will pee his pants again.
- Take more underwear than you think is necessary when traveling with a two year old, otherwise he will spend the last two days of his vacation in diapers.
- Camp Carnival is more fun after kids have made friends.
- After kids have made friends, they refuse to leave Camp Carnival.
- When kids refuse to leave Camp Carnival, they do not go to bed until 10:00pm.
- Kids who go to bed at 10:00pm are very sleepy the next day.
- Sleepy kids are cranky kids.
- Being out of our routine made me realize how dependent comfortable my kids have become with predictability. They love fun, new things, but until Type-A Mom and Dad have their bearings, excitement gets squelched. Which is not fun for anyone. Thankfully, it only takes this Mom and Dad a couple of days to settle down in a new environment.
- Traveling with 3700 strangers is a great way to catch a cold.
- Eating poorly is a great way to decrease your immune system so your body can't fight the germs from a cold.
- Taking a picture of the date written on a piece of paper seems ridiculous at the time, but is invaluable when sorting through vacation photos after a trip. (idea stolen from
Becky Higgins)
- Even after all of the chaos that erupts from family vacations, the fun memories are what linger in my mind.
- Vacations are great, but sometimes getting back to life as usual is pretty nice, too.
- Tomorrow I have the enormous task of deprogramming my kids from vacation mode.
- There truly IS no place like home. As Ryan said tonight, "I walked into the house and took a big sniff and was so glad that it smelled like home again!"
- I can't wait to sleep in my own bed tonight.
And now...for the visual explanations of our experience:
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| This was the best. salsa. ever. Made {literally} by hand, right before our eyes. |
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| Proof that I tried escargot! |
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| ice cream makes everyone crazy |
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| frog legs |
I am hoping to get back into my routine tomorrow. I miss homeschooling. And my friends. And blogging. And vegetables. And proper exercise. And food that isn't drowning in butter and cheese. I do not miss laundry. Or driving in traffic. Or dishes. Or cleaning. And I only slightly miss cooking, but don't worry...that will be cured in a day or two!
Ahhh...it's good to be home.