Jason: Is it my turn for you to ask me questions?
Me: Sure! Have a seat. What’s the best thing about having a brother and a sister?
Jason: (in his baby voice, which I don't love, but it means he's in a really good mood) That they love me and they cuddle with me sometimes and for my birthday I want candy and a scoop of ice cream and chocolate cake and a Minecraft cake and I want to go to Prescott and I want to go to Wet ‘n’ Wild and…go to the splash pad…and that’s all! That’s all I want to do.
Me: What’s the best thing about being the youngest child in the family?
Jason: Um, that I get special treats and that I get to play football and go golfing and go to the racecars and probably when I turn 5 I’ll like being 5 sometimes. By the way, I like Mommy and Dad.
Me: What’s the worst thing about being the youngest?
Jason: That you guys get mad at me and that I have to do what Mom and Daddy says.
Me: What do we get mad at you for?
Ryan: For not listening and obeying the first time and not following the rules and I need to listen and obey Ryan when you’re not home.
Me: What’s your favorite thing about Kaylin?
Jason: That she likes me and she tickles me and she loves me and she gives me a good smile.
Me: What’s your favorite thing about Ryan?
Jason: That he smiles at me and the same thing as Kaylin.
Me: What is the easiest rule in our house rule to follow?
Jason: No screeching. No hitting, biting, pinching or scratching.
Me: What’s the hardest rule to follow?
Jason: That I have to vacuum (the kitchen) and that I have to do all of the things you guys tell me to do.
Me: Listening and obeying the first time?
Me: If you could make up your own rules, what would they be?
Jason: At my party, you have to listen to Jason and if someone blows out the candles for me, they get in trouble and we’ll have to call their parents and that will be not so good.
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Jason: I want to be in charge.
Kaylin: No, like a doctor or a police or a firefighter or a science person, whatever you want.
Jason: I want to be a motorcycle person!
Kaylin: Polices go on motocycles!
Jason: Yeah, that’s what I want to be.
(…and with that, he was done!)